Is it too much to ask to be well fed and "living in the tropics"? What might seem like a promotion slogan for ClubMed is in fact the description of Camp X-Ray at Guantanamo Bay by Vice President Dick Cheney.

Someone needs to hire a new PR firm for this ad campaign. Transforming the image from what Amnesty International describes as the "Gulag of our Times" to what the administration wants to put forth as "Prison, Martha Stewart Style", is not easy task. Nor should it.